And now a character reference from our hero, the perverted geek:

• I prefer to avoid about 90% of humanity, and the other 10% I want to fuck.
• When I see a beautiful woman, I often lose all reason, and am filled with an overwhelming, aching desire to lie, cheat, steal, almost anything to have her, or at least watch her
• I do all of these things because I believe that there is no place, time, or situation, where I could possibly seduce a gorgeous, together woman if she really knew me
• There is an awful lot of shit in the world, and you can polish it all you want, it never gets shiny
• It's OK to cheat and get what you can, as long as no one gets hurt
• Sometimes I can be really brilliant
• I'm often a complete idiot
• I never seem to be able to control whether I am the idiot or genius at any given time.
• I'm most comfortable alone with a computer, but am capable of speaking in complete and coherent sentences when I have to
• I'm a compulsive list maker, but you might have guessed that already

In other words, I'm probably a lot like you.

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Overview of Corvus Sordida (how our geek spies on women):

Beginning of the Story of Sordida: